Examine My External Existence

scifitwin:

vintagetoyarchive:

CATALOG SHOPPE: 1975 STAR TREK Freezicles

My wife has longed for Kirk in her mouth for years.*

*I just got in big trouble for that joke.

I’ll put a Spock in my mouth

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robynmargaret:

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

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Lincoln likes to tuck his arms in before he attacks a toy.

Scrumptious vegan muffins with gooey dark chocolate chips…just because I like to bake.

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Lil 2am purr monster!

themoerae asked: Do you plan on being a human mom one day?

No. No thank you. Cat mom 4 life. If I could afford it, I would do the snip snip sizzle sizzle.

A rare early 18th century Memento Mori band gold known as a skeletal, as the whole length of the skeleton is employed on the outside of the hoop, with other emblems. The earliest known example is dated 1659. This ring is enamelled in black with a full skeleton, twin hearts for love and an hourglass, symbolic of the passage of time and the brevity of life.

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Anonymous asked: I follow you on instagram and now tumblr. I must say, you and your cats have made me want a sphynx so bad. I LOVE your boys, and they're lucky to have such a beautiful cat mommy like you (:

Aw, thank you! I dont know what I’d do without them! I had Saturday off so we played all day- catnip- laser pointer-cuddles-snuggles-trick training-… I made SO MANY Vine videos. I wish they could go everywhere with me. xoxoxo

Cant sleep so Im internet shopping on ThinkGeek and other random lingerie sites…insomnia is a bish so talk to me!

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owls-love-tea:

‘Unwoven Light’ is a giant suspended chain-link fence installation at Rice Gallery by Soo Sunny Park.

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So it was just pointed out to me how much of a catlady my Facebook makes me look like… It’s true tho. 💁